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Monday, January 31, 2005

JOKE: Mother in Laws

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there his mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker said, "You can have her body shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when she can be buried in the Holy Land for only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Tipe rambut anda

Yang mana satu rambut anda sebenarnya .............

1) RAMBUT LURUS - bijak, seorang yang happy, bergaya,
cemburu,dan pandai dalam menguruskan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan

2) RAMBUT KERINTING TEBAL- kurang bijak, degil, cemburu kuat,
romantic, banyak pergaulan dan susah dalam menyelesaikan
masalah diri, tidak suka termenung

3) RAMBUT KERENTING NEGRO- bijak, ego, cemburu buta, romantic,
memilih dan mudah mengamuk bila susah hendak selesaikan
masalah

4) RAMBUT IKAL MAYANG- bijak, berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu,
berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, dan mudah memaaf kan seseorang
dengan kesilapan lalu.

5) RAMBUT HALUS/LEMBUT- bijak sangat, memilih, pemaaf, manja,
tegas dan cepat melakukan perkerjaan dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

6) RAMBUT SIKIT- bijak, sentiasa ber! fikiran negatif pada seseorang,
ego,dan pandai membuka perniagaan walaupun kecil.

7) RAMBUT PERANG- kurang bijak, berfikiran terbuka, pemaaf,
sosial dan bijak lari daripada masalah.

8) RAMBUT TEBAL- bijak, degil, cemburu, romantic, kasar,
banyak kawan, dan pandai mengambil hati seseorang.

9) RAMBUT KUSUT- sangat bijak, berfikiran terbuka, banyak
pergaulan, garang, susah nak memaafkan seseorang, dan pandai dalam
mengurusan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan.

10) RAMBUT BERUBAN- kurang bijak, suka termenung, sosial sikit,
berfikiran terbuka dan pandai selesai kan masalah diri

11) TIADA RAMBUT- macam mana nak kate ye....kesian

12) RAMBUT WARNA KEMERAH-MERAHAN ATAU KEHIJAU HIJAUAN
rambutan

Sunday, January 30, 2005

TIPS: Hidup Sehat Ala Binatang

Reporter: Puteri Fatia

Detikhot - Jakarta, Beberapa binatang punya gaya hidup yang boleh ditiru. Kalo bikin kamu sehat nggak ada salahnya kan belajar dari unta, sapi, bahkan si anak anjin yang lucu.

1. Unta: Minumlah seperti Unta! Terus minum sepanjang hari. Jangan tunggu sampai haus. Bawa selalu botol minum. Usahaka botol minum selalu penuh agar kamu nggak dehidrasi dan kulit tetap sehat.

2. Sapi: Makan sedikit tapi sering. Usahakan makan besar 3 kali sehari. Disela-sela itu nggak salah kalau kamu ngemil 3-5 kali sehari. Tapi usahakan pilih makanan yang sehat. Buah adalah pilihan yang sangat baik.

3. Anak Anjing: Tidur Seperti anak anjing! Jika tidur kurang dari 8 jam, kejar di waktu lainnya. Akhir pekan mungkin waktu kejar ketinggalan waktu tidur kamu. Tidur 20 menit disela-sela berbagai kegiatan sangat baik untuk menambah energi kamu. (fta)

JOKE: Tukang ojek setan

Belum habis cerita tentang si Kolor Ijo sekarang sudah ada berita tentang Ojek setan.

Maka dari itu bagi temen2 yg suka naik ojek berhati-hatilah terutama wanita (wanita lagi-wanita lagi yg kena sasaran).

Pengalaman ini terjadi pada seorang ibu yang baru pulang malam hari (kira2 jam 8 malem) dari rumah sodaranya di daerah Tanah Kusir.

Ibu ini menunggu angkot di jalan raya tanah kusir. Karena angkot penuh terus, ibu ini memutuskan untuk naek ojek. Tiba2 tukang ojek udah ada di depan ibu, karena udah malem dan mau hujan, naeklah ibu ini minta di antarkan kerumahnya.

Di tengah perjalanan, ibu ini merasa merinding tubuhnya mungkin karena dingin.

Setelah di depan rumahnya, ibu ini mengeluarkan uang 100 ribuan, tapi tiba2 tukang ojek ini langsung mengambil uang tersebut dan kabur ...secepat kilat ibu tersebut berteriak ... :

"...........TUKANG OJEK SETAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN"

Four "Fear Factors" of Changing Jobs

Feeling trapped by your career choices? Stuck in a line of work you hate? Whether it's a general feeling of dullness or a clear revelation that you're a marketing exec in a computer programmer's body, changing careers can be scary - so scary that many opt to continue doing work they don't enjoy or find satisfying.

Here are the top four fears that keep people from seeking a more rewarding career along with strategies to minimize risk and make a successful transition:

Fear Factor #1 - "I Don't Have Experience in My Desired Field"
Just because a line of work is different from what you're doing now, doesn't mean you aren't - or couldn't soon be - qualified to do the job. Oftentimes, people find they can build on core functional skills they already have.

Talk to at least three people who are doing the job you envision. Find out what skills, training and experience are needed and assess your own career and life experience to see where you match these requirements and where there are gaps. Then, put together a plan to close the gaps. The plan may involve an internship, taking classes, or volunteering to do related tasks for your present employer or a non-profit organization.

Remember, it's not uncommon for high-level executives to have rotated through a variety of disciplines in an organization. The key is to show how your assets and transferable skills would make you successful in the new position.

Fear Factor #2 - "I Can't Afford a Pay Cut"
Many people are reluctant to change careers because of financial responsibilities. There are a number of ways to manage this. First, don't feel you have to take the plunge all at once. You could put together a three- to five-year strategy that would gradually move you into a new profession. The strategy may include a financial plan to cut expenses, put money aside or find alternate funding, so that when you begin your new career, you can ride out a lean year or two.

Or, you could start a parallel career, where you keep your full-time job while working weekends or one night a week in your desired profession. (Those who have done this advise against discussing this with your primary employer.) By keeping your main job, you'll have a steady income while you build your credentials and gain experience to work full-time in your desired career.

Fear Factor #3 - "I'm Too Old to Change Careers Now"
Researchers and anthropologists strongly disagree with this notion - as does author Gail Sheehy, who has written extensively on the subject. In Passages, named by the Library of Congress as one of the ten most influential books ever written, Sheehy shows through case studies how those in mid-life and beyond have profoundly changed their lives and careers. According to Sheehy, instead of declining, men and women who embrace a "Second Adulthood" (ages 45-75) and even a "Third Adulthood" (75 and beyond) are progressing into lives of deeper meaning and renewed creativity. Her research shows it isn't uncommon for people to have three to five different careers in a lifetime.

Fear Factor #4 - "I'm Struggling to Get Through the Day. Where Would I Find the Energy?"
Begin with a vision; having a sense of purpose is a great source of strength. Then build a plan and surround yourself with people who support your goals. Don't let anxiety or other negative emotions control your thinking and drain your energy. Nurture your mental and physical health and take time each week to assess your progress toward your goal.

And remember to keep your expectations realistic; change doesn't happen overnight. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger used a long-range plan of volunteer work, community service and self-study to go from movie action hero to governor at age 56.

Face the Fear and Do it Anyway
If that's not enough to convince you to take your first step toward a career change, consider this: A study by Duke University found that people who enjoyed their work live longer. That's right. The top predictor of longevity - even more important than diet, exercise or good genes - is work satisfaction. So don't let fear be a factor. Start planning a longer, more satisfying future today!

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

JOKE: Pelayan Toko Bangunan

Di sebuah toko bahan bangunan :

Pembeli : Tolong dong pakunya 1 Kg.
Pelayan : Dibungkus ya...?
Pembeli : enggak, makan di sini aja (dengan muka kesal)
Pelayan: $*%$

JOKE: Tukang Daging dan Ibu-ibu Sakit Gigi

Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging."Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg!!!" teriaknya.

Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget mendengar teriakan si tukang daging.

Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???"
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."

JOKE: Absen Kelas

Di kelas 1 sebuah Sekolah Dasar sedang ada absen kelas...

Guru: "Nana Yuliani!"
Nana: "Saya, Bu!"
Guru: "David Hutagalung!"
David: "Saya, Bu!"
Guru: "Tono Surtono M!"
Tono: "Saya, Bu!"
Guru: "Tono, tolong sini sebentar..."
Tono: "Kenapa, Bu Guru?"
Guru: "Ibu agak nggak suka sama nama kamu. Kalo udah Tono, jangan pake
Surtono lagi. Jadinya aneh. Bilangin itu ke bapak kamu, ya!?"
Tono: "Iya, Bu!"
Guru: "Ngomong-ngomong, M-nya itu singkatan dari apa?"
Tono: "Martono, Bu!"

JOKE: Bunuh Diri dengan Sehat

Seorang nenek terlihat mau bunuh diri di Atas jembatan sambil membawa sabun.

Polisi: "Nenek mau bunuh diri ya?"
Nenek: "Memang nggak bisa liat apa?"
Polisi: "Tapi kok! bawa sabun segala, Nek?"
Nenek: "Cara sehat untuk mati!"
Polisi: ???????

JOKE: 225 M!

Dua orang murid sedang berjalan-jalan di sebuah museum. Lalu mereka melihat sebuah mumi. Di bawahnya bertuliskan 225 M.

Murid 1 : "225 M itu maksudnya apa ya?
Murid 2 : "Mungkin itu nomor mobil yang menabraknya dulu."

JOKE: Arogansi Amerika!

Cuplikan percakapan radio antara kapal perang Amerika dan otoritas Rusia.

Rusia: "Harap belokkan kapal Anda 15 derajat ke Selatan untuk menghindari tabrakan.
Amerika: "Lebih baik Anda yang membelok!"
Rusia: "Anda yang harus membelok untuk menghindari tabrakan!"
Amerika: "Saya kapten US Navy. Saya bilang belokkan kapal Anda!!!!"
Rusia: "Tidak. Saya katakan sekali lagi, belokkan kapal Anda!!!"
Amerika: "Ini adalah Aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, kapal kedua terbesar dari Armada Atlantik Amerika Serikat Kami dilengkapi tiga destroyer, tiga cruiser dan sejumlah kapal pendukung. Saya MINTA Anda belok 15 derajat ke Utara. Sekali lagi saya ulangi 15 derajat ke Utara, atau sebuah tindakan akan dilakukan untuk mengamankan kapal Anda!"
Rusia: "Amerika goblok!!!!! Ini mercusuar!!!

JOKE: Smary Saklitinov

Seorang guru baru tengah mengabsen murid-muridnya. Sang guru tertarik dengan sebuah nama, dan dengan penasaran si guru lalu memanggil muridnya.

Guru: "Smary Saklitinov, coba kemari!"
Murid: "Ya bu, saya."
Guru: "Sini kamu nak, kamu keturunan Yugoslavia yach?"
Murid: "Nggak bu!"
Guru: "Lalu kenapa nama kamu Smary Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Oo...itu, Smary itu singkatan dari nama bapak saya (S)urtono dan ibu saya (Mary)anti.
Guru: "Mmmm...lalu Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Sabtu Kliwon Tiga November."

BIARKAN CINTA YANG MEMILIH

Banyak hal dihadapan kita,
kadang kita sulit untuk memahaminya,
kita memang lagi diuji tentang cinta & kesetiaan,
tapi ketahuilah BIARKAN CINTA YANG MEMILIH,
karena pasti tau siapaaku.

have a true joy @ Christmas

A wonderful life is ours when we know the CHRIST of CHRISTMAS,
have a true joy @ Christmas & may GOD bless us abundantly in 2005.

DEFINITIONS AND MEANINGS

Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing throught"the minds of either".

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway, "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest..except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Selamat bertambah usia, ya !

Banyak hal tak kupahami,
Dalam masa menjelang,
Namun satu hal bagiku pasti,
Tanganku ku tau Tuhan yang pegang.

God Bless You.

Selamat bertambah usia, ya !
Sukses selalu.

Tuty Tobing & Family

Wish U a blessed 2005 !

How has 2004 been 4 U ?
Whatever it may be, remember that new year always brings new beginning & new hope !
Wish U a blessed 2005 !

Ajeng, end of 2004