JOKE: Mother in Laws

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there his mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker said, "You can have her body shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when she can be buried in the Holy Land for only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."