http://www.drkimberly.com/
A Positive Attitude Towards Your Dental Health Is The Key To Successful Dental Care.
Hosted By: Dr. Michael Kimberly
Friday, February 04, 2005
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
It's Easy to Earn Money
by Bob Proctor
There is a very real possibility that everything you and I have been taught
about how to earn money is so far from the truth that it's almost comical.
Earning money has nothing to do with age, formal education, gender or
geography. It has nothing to do with past experience or your formal years of
education or your level of intellect. Check it out... there are individuals
who are functionally illiterate who have become multi-millionaires, while
there are others who are absolutely brilliant and they are broke. Virtually
anyone can be taught how to earn millions of dollars and yet the sad truth
is that 97 out of every 100 people are born, live their entire lives, and
die without ever learning how to earn money. To perpetuate this ridiculous
problem, their ignorance is passed along from one generation to the next.
Our school system has been designed as an environment to enlighten young
minds, to replace ignorance with understanding and thereby improve the
quality of life. Our educational system has obviously been successful in
many areas. However, it has woefully neglected one important subject, "How
to Earn Money." You can earn a doctorate degree in economics and have little
or no knowledge of how to earn money. A lack of understanding in this area
is the cause of numerous unwanted and unnecessary problems, since money is
the medium of exchange that is used worldwide for other people's products
and services.
There has always been a small, select group, approximately 3% of our
population, who clearly understand that prosperity consciousness is the
primary cause of wealth and their prosperity consciousness, like ignorance,
is also passed down from one generation to the next.
Let's look at "money." What is it? Money is a reward you receive for the
service you render. The more valuable the service, the greater the reward.
Thinking of ways we can be of greater service will not only help us earn
more money, it will also enable us to grow intellectually and spiritually.
Money Is An Idea
The paper you fold and place in your purse or pocket is not money. It is
paper with ink on it. It represents money, but it is not money. Money is an
idea. The earning of money has nothing to do with the paper stuff. It has to
do with consciousness.
I am aware there are books that instruct you on how to manipulate the
market, stocks and people... they might even help you get money. But, let me
caution you... when there is no spiritual growth... there is no spiritual
strength... there is no lasting happiness... and, there is no real or
lasting wealth.
To accumulate wealth, a person must become very comfortable with the idea
of money. That may sound strange, however most people are not comfortable
with the idea of money, which is why they do not have any. The cause of
poverty is poverty consciousness. A poverty consciousness will cause a
person to see, hear, smell, think and feel ... lack and limitation.
The late Mike Todd said, "Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor
is a mental state."
He was correct. There are wealthy people who lose every cent they have
through a series of mistakes in judgment ... but that does not make them
poor. They will have it all back in a short time because of their prosperity
consciousness.
If you have any question in your mind regarding your level of consciousness
with respect to money, be very honest with yourself and look at your
results. Study the patterns in your life.
If you want to improve your financial position in life, focus your
attention on creating a higher level of prosperity consciousness. Begin by
preparing a powerful, positive affirmation and fuel it with emotion. When
you do this, you are depositing this creative energy in the treasury of your
sub-conscious mind. And, by repeating this process over and over and over
again every day, it will begin to alter your conditioning and mentally move
you in the direction you want to go. Write it out, read it, feel it, and let
it take hold of your mind.
How much money do you want? Saying you want more is not good enough. Five
dollars is more. How much more? Decide on a figure. Be specific. You will
not seriously want more money than you are capable of earning... however,
you would be wise to remember, you must earn it.
There Are Three Income Earning Strategies
Trading time for money - By far the worst of the three income earning
strategies, it is employed by approximately 96% of our population - doctors,
lawyers, accountants, laborers, etc. There is an inherent problem with this
strategy - saturation. You run out of time. If a person accumulates any
degree of wealth employing this strategy, it will be at the expense of a
life. They compromise on the car they drive, the house they live in, the
clothes they choose and the vacations they take. They rarely, if ever, get
what they want.
Investing money to earn money - This strategy is used by approximately 3%
of the population. The number is small for the obvious reason - very few
people have any money to invest. Many people who effectively employ this
strategy follow the advice of a trusted, knowledgeable advisor.
Leveraging yourself to earn money - This is where you multiply your time
through the efforts of others by setting up Multiple Sources of Income
(MSI). This is, without question, the very best way to increase your income.
Make a decision to have many sources of income; it's the strategy that
wealthy people have used dating clear back to the ancient Babylonians.
Unfortunately, this strategy is only used by approximately 1% of our
population, yet that 1% earns approximately 96% of all the money that is
earned! You are only a decision away from membership.
Once you determine how much money you want to earn, write it down on a
sheet of paper in large figures. Look at the number with the dollar sign
beside it and tell yourself over and over again:
That Amount of Money is an Effect.
It Represents a Reward that I Want to Receive.
What Service Can I Render that Would be Deserving of that Reward?
You can take the total figure and divide it into multiple parts. Each part
would represent a source of income. Each source of income represents a
separate reward that you would receive for a service you would render.
Work on one source of income at a time; each one can become an exciting
part of your life. What you are actually doing is thinking of different ways
you can be of service to others.
Think of how you can do whatever you do - more effectively.
Think of how you can improve the quality and quantity of service you render.
Think of how you can help people in a greater way.
Money is the ultimate servant.
The more you earn, the more you can help others.
=========================================
For 40 years, Bob Proctor has focused his entire life and agenda around
helping people create lives of prosperity, rewarding relationships and
spiritual awareness.
There is a very real possibility that everything you and I have been taught
about how to earn money is so far from the truth that it's almost comical.
Earning money has nothing to do with age, formal education, gender or
geography. It has nothing to do with past experience or your formal years of
education or your level of intellect. Check it out... there are individuals
who are functionally illiterate who have become multi-millionaires, while
there are others who are absolutely brilliant and they are broke. Virtually
anyone can be taught how to earn millions of dollars and yet the sad truth
is that 97 out of every 100 people are born, live their entire lives, and
die without ever learning how to earn money. To perpetuate this ridiculous
problem, their ignorance is passed along from one generation to the next.
Our school system has been designed as an environment to enlighten young
minds, to replace ignorance with understanding and thereby improve the
quality of life. Our educational system has obviously been successful in
many areas. However, it has woefully neglected one important subject, "How
to Earn Money." You can earn a doctorate degree in economics and have little
or no knowledge of how to earn money. A lack of understanding in this area
is the cause of numerous unwanted and unnecessary problems, since money is
the medium of exchange that is used worldwide for other people's products
and services.
There has always been a small, select group, approximately 3% of our
population, who clearly understand that prosperity consciousness is the
primary cause of wealth and their prosperity consciousness, like ignorance,
is also passed down from one generation to the next.
Let's look at "money." What is it? Money is a reward you receive for the
service you render. The more valuable the service, the greater the reward.
Thinking of ways we can be of greater service will not only help us earn
more money, it will also enable us to grow intellectually and spiritually.
Money Is An Idea
The paper you fold and place in your purse or pocket is not money. It is
paper with ink on it. It represents money, but it is not money. Money is an
idea. The earning of money has nothing to do with the paper stuff. It has to
do with consciousness.
I am aware there are books that instruct you on how to manipulate the
market, stocks and people... they might even help you get money. But, let me
caution you... when there is no spiritual growth... there is no spiritual
strength... there is no lasting happiness... and, there is no real or
lasting wealth.
To accumulate wealth, a person must become very comfortable with the idea
of money. That may sound strange, however most people are not comfortable
with the idea of money, which is why they do not have any. The cause of
poverty is poverty consciousness. A poverty consciousness will cause a
person to see, hear, smell, think and feel ... lack and limitation.
The late Mike Todd said, "Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor
is a mental state."
He was correct. There are wealthy people who lose every cent they have
through a series of mistakes in judgment ... but that does not make them
poor. They will have it all back in a short time because of their prosperity
consciousness.
If you have any question in your mind regarding your level of consciousness
with respect to money, be very honest with yourself and look at your
results. Study the patterns in your life.
If you want to improve your financial position in life, focus your
attention on creating a higher level of prosperity consciousness. Begin by
preparing a powerful, positive affirmation and fuel it with emotion. When
you do this, you are depositing this creative energy in the treasury of your
sub-conscious mind. And, by repeating this process over and over and over
again every day, it will begin to alter your conditioning and mentally move
you in the direction you want to go. Write it out, read it, feel it, and let
it take hold of your mind.
How much money do you want? Saying you want more is not good enough. Five
dollars is more. How much more? Decide on a figure. Be specific. You will
not seriously want more money than you are capable of earning... however,
you would be wise to remember, you must earn it.
There Are Three Income Earning Strategies
Trading time for money - By far the worst of the three income earning
strategies, it is employed by approximately 96% of our population - doctors,
lawyers, accountants, laborers, etc. There is an inherent problem with this
strategy - saturation. You run out of time. If a person accumulates any
degree of wealth employing this strategy, it will be at the expense of a
life. They compromise on the car they drive, the house they live in, the
clothes they choose and the vacations they take. They rarely, if ever, get
what they want.
Investing money to earn money - This strategy is used by approximately 3%
of the population. The number is small for the obvious reason - very few
people have any money to invest. Many people who effectively employ this
strategy follow the advice of a trusted, knowledgeable advisor.
Leveraging yourself to earn money - This is where you multiply your time
through the efforts of others by setting up Multiple Sources of Income
(MSI). This is, without question, the very best way to increase your income.
Make a decision to have many sources of income; it's the strategy that
wealthy people have used dating clear back to the ancient Babylonians.
Unfortunately, this strategy is only used by approximately 1% of our
population, yet that 1% earns approximately 96% of all the money that is
earned! You are only a decision away from membership.
Once you determine how much money you want to earn, write it down on a
sheet of paper in large figures. Look at the number with the dollar sign
beside it and tell yourself over and over again:
That Amount of Money is an Effect.
It Represents a Reward that I Want to Receive.
What Service Can I Render that Would be Deserving of that Reward?
You can take the total figure and divide it into multiple parts. Each part
would represent a source of income. Each source of income represents a
separate reward that you would receive for a service you would render.
Work on one source of income at a time; each one can become an exciting
part of your life. What you are actually doing is thinking of different ways
you can be of service to others.
Think of how you can do whatever you do - more effectively.
Think of how you can improve the quality and quantity of service you render.
Think of how you can help people in a greater way.
Money is the ultimate servant.
The more you earn, the more you can help others.
=========================================
For 40 years, Bob Proctor has focused his entire life and agenda around
helping people create lives of prosperity, rewarding relationships and
spiritual awareness.
You & birthmonth
IS IT TRUE? JUST FIND OUT!
What your Birth month means
JANUARY
* Ambitious and serious
* Loves to teach and be taught
* Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
* Likes to criticize
* Hardworking and productive
* Smart, neat and organized
* Sensitive and has deep thoughts
* Knows how to make others happy
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Rather reserved
* Highly attentive
* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
* Loves children
* Homely person
* Loyal
* Needs to improve social abilities
* Easily jealous
FEBRUARY
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary things
* Loves making friends but rarely shows it
* Daring and stubborn
* Ambitious
* Realizing dreams and hopes
* Sharp
* Loves entertainment and leisure
* Romantic on the inside not outside
* Superstitious and ludicrous
* Spendthrift
* Learns to show emotions
MARCH
* Attractive personality
* Affectionate
* Shy and reserved
* Secretive
* Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
* Loves peace and serenity
* Sensitive to others
* Loves to serve others
* Not easily angered
* Trustworthy
* Appreciative and returns kindness
* Observant and assess others
* Revengeful
* Loves to dream and fantasize
* Loves traveling
* Loves attention
* Loves home decors
* Musically talented
* Loves special things
* Moody
APRIL
* Active and dynamic
* Decisive and hateful but tends to regret
* Attractive and affectionate to oneself
* Strong mentality
* Loves attention
* Diplomatic
* Consoling
* Friendly and solves people's problems
* Brave and fearless
* Adventurous
* Loving and caring
* Suave and generous
* Emotional
* Revengeful
* Aggressive
* Hasty
* Good memory
* Moving
* Motivate oneself and the others
* Sickness usually of the head and chest
* Easily get too jealous
MAY
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* Loves traveling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift
JUNE
* Thinks far with vision
* Easily influenced by kindness
* Polite and soft-spoken
* Having lots of ideas
* Sensitive
* Active mind
* Hesitating
* Tends to delay
* Choosy and always wants the best
* Temperamental
* Funny and humorous
* Loves to joke
* Good debating skills
* Talkative
* Daydreamer
* Friendly
* Knows how to make friends
* Abiding
* Able to show character
* Easily hurt
* Prone to getting colds
* Loves to dress up
* Easily bored
* Fussy
* Seldom show emotions
* Takes time to recover when hurt
* Brand conscious
* Executive
* Stubborn
* Those who loves me are enemies
* Those who hates me are friends
JULY
* Fun to be with
* Secretive
* Difficult to fathom and to be understood
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Takes pride in oneself
* Has reputation
* Easily consoled
* Honest
* Concern about people's feelings
* Tactful
* Friendly
* Approachable
* Very emotional
* Temperamental and unpredictable
* Moody and easily hurt
* Witty and sarky
* Sentimental
* Not revengeful
* Forgiving but never forgets
* Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
* Guides others physically and mentally
* Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
* Caring and loving
* Treats others equally
* Strong sense of sympathy
* Wary and sharp
* Judge people through observations
* Hardworking
* No difficulties i
AUGUST
* Loves to joke
* Attractive
* Suave and caring
* Brave and fearless
* Firm and has leadership qualities
* Knows how to console others
* Too generous and egoistic
* Takes high pride of oneself
* Thirsty for praises
* Extraordinary spirit
* Easily angered
* Angry when provoked
* Easily jealous
* Observant
* Careful and cautious
* Thinks quickly
* Independent thoughts
* Loves to lead and to be led
* Loves to dream
* Talented in the arts, music and defense
* Sensitive but not petty
* Poor resistance against illnesses
* Learns to relax
* Hasty and rushy
* Romantic
* Loving and caring
* Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people's mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings
* Choosy especially in relationships
* Loves wide things
* Systematic
OCTOBER
* Loves to chat
* Loves those who loves him
* Loves to takes things at the centre
* Attractive and suave
* Inner and physical beauty
* Does not lie or pretend
* Sympathetic
* Treats friends importantly
* Always making friends
* Easily hurt but recovers easily
* Bad tempered
* Selfish
* Seldom helps unless asked
* Daydreamer
* Very opinionated
* Does not care of what others think
* Emotional
* Decisive
* Strong clairvoyance
* Loves to travel, the arts and literature
* Soft-spoken, loving and caring
* Romantic
* Touchy and easily jealous
* Concerned
* Loves outdoors
* Just and fair
* Spendthrift and easily influenced
* Easily lose confidence
NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas
* Difficult to fathom
* Thinks forward
* Unique and brilliant
* Extraordinary ideas
* Sharp thinking
* Fine and strong clairvoyance
* Can become good doctors
* Careful and cautious
* Dynamic in personality
* Secretive
* Inquisitive
* Knows how to dig secrets
* Always thinking
* Less talkative but amiable
* Brave and generous
* Patient
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* If there is a will, there is a way
* Determined
* Never give up
* Hardly become angry unless provoked
* Loves to be alone
* Thinks differently from others
* Sharp-minded
* Motivates oneself
* Does not appreciates praises
* High-spirited
* Well-built and tough
* Deep love
DECEMBER
* Loyal and generous
* Patriotic
* Active in games and interactions
* Impatient and hasty
* Ambitious
* Influential in organizations
* Fun to be with
* Loves to socialize
* Loves praises
* Loves attention
* Loves to be loved
* Honest and trustworthy
* Not pretending
* Short tempered
* Changing personality
* Not egoistic
* Takes high pride in oneself
* Hates restrictions
* Loves to joke
* Good sense of humor
* Logical
What your Birth month means
JANUARY
* Ambitious and serious
* Loves to teach and be taught
* Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
* Likes to criticize
* Hardworking and productive
* Smart, neat and organized
* Sensitive and has deep thoughts
* Knows how to make others happy
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Rather reserved
* Highly attentive
* Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
* Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
* Loves children
* Homely person
* Loyal
* Needs to improve social abilities
* Easily jealous
FEBRUARY
* Abstract thoughts
* Loves reality and abstract
* Intelligent and clever
* Changing personality
* Temperamental
* Quiet, shy and humble
* Low self esteem
* Honest and loyal
* Determined to reach goals
* Loves freedom
* Rebellious when restricted
* Loves aggressiveness
* Too sensitive and easily hurt
* Showing anger easily
* Dislike unnecessary things
* Loves making friends but rarely shows it
* Daring and stubborn
* Ambitious
* Realizing dreams and hopes
* Sharp
* Loves entertainment and leisure
* Romantic on the inside not outside
* Superstitious and ludicrous
* Spendthrift
* Learns to show emotions
MARCH
* Attractive personality
* Affectionate
* Shy and reserved
* Secretive
* Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
* Loves peace and serenity
* Sensitive to others
* Loves to serve others
* Not easily angered
* Trustworthy
* Appreciative and returns kindness
* Observant and assess others
* Revengeful
* Loves to dream and fantasize
* Loves traveling
* Loves attention
* Loves home decors
* Musically talented
* Loves special things
* Moody
APRIL
* Active and dynamic
* Decisive and hateful but tends to regret
* Attractive and affectionate to oneself
* Strong mentality
* Loves attention
* Diplomatic
* Consoling
* Friendly and solves people's problems
* Brave and fearless
* Adventurous
* Loving and caring
* Suave and generous
* Emotional
* Revengeful
* Aggressive
* Hasty
* Good memory
* Moving
* Motivate oneself and the others
* Sickness usually of the head and chest
* Easily get too jealous
MAY
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* Loves traveling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift
JUNE
* Thinks far with vision
* Easily influenced by kindness
* Polite and soft-spoken
* Having lots of ideas
* Sensitive
* Active mind
* Hesitating
* Tends to delay
* Choosy and always wants the best
* Temperamental
* Funny and humorous
* Loves to joke
* Good debating skills
* Talkative
* Daydreamer
* Friendly
* Knows how to make friends
* Abiding
* Able to show character
* Easily hurt
* Prone to getting colds
* Loves to dress up
* Easily bored
* Fussy
* Seldom show emotions
* Takes time to recover when hurt
* Brand conscious
* Executive
* Stubborn
* Those who loves me are enemies
* Those who hates me are friends
JULY
* Fun to be with
* Secretive
* Difficult to fathom and to be understood
* Quiet unless excited or tensed
* Takes pride in oneself
* Has reputation
* Easily consoled
* Honest
* Concern about people's feelings
* Tactful
* Friendly
* Approachable
* Very emotional
* Temperamental and unpredictable
* Moody and easily hurt
* Witty and sarky
* Sentimental
* Not revengeful
* Forgiving but never forgets
* Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
* Guides others physically and mentally
* Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
* Caring and loving
* Treats others equally
* Strong sense of sympathy
* Wary and sharp
* Judge people through observations
* Hardworking
* No difficulties i
AUGUST
* Loves to joke
* Attractive
* Suave and caring
* Brave and fearless
* Firm and has leadership qualities
* Knows how to console others
* Too generous and egoistic
* Takes high pride of oneself
* Thirsty for praises
* Extraordinary spirit
* Easily angered
* Angry when provoked
* Easily jealous
* Observant
* Careful and cautious
* Thinks quickly
* Independent thoughts
* Loves to lead and to be led
* Loves to dream
* Talented in the arts, music and defense
* Sensitive but not petty
* Poor resistance against illnesses
* Learns to relax
* Hasty and rushy
* Romantic
* Loving and caring
* Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER
* Suave and compromising
* Careful, cautious and organized
* Likes to point out people's mistakes
* Likes to criticize
* Quiet but able to talk well
* Calm and cool
* Kind and sympathetic
* Concerned and detailed
* Trustworthy, loyal and honest
* Does work well
* Sensitive
* Thinking
* Good memory
* Clever and knowledgeable
* Loves to look for information
* Must control oneself when criticizing
* Able to motivate oneself
* Understanding
* Secretive
* Loves sports, leisure and traveling
* Hardly shows emotions
* Tends to bottle up feelings
* Choosy especially in relationships
* Loves wide things
* Systematic
OCTOBER
* Loves to chat
* Loves those who loves him
* Loves to takes things at the centre
* Attractive and suave
* Inner and physical beauty
* Does not lie or pretend
* Sympathetic
* Treats friends importantly
* Always making friends
* Easily hurt but recovers easily
* Bad tempered
* Selfish
* Seldom helps unless asked
* Daydreamer
* Very opinionated
* Does not care of what others think
* Emotional
* Decisive
* Strong clairvoyance
* Loves to travel, the arts and literature
* Soft-spoken, loving and caring
* Romantic
* Touchy and easily jealous
* Concerned
* Loves outdoors
* Just and fair
* Spendthrift and easily influenced
* Easily lose confidence
NOVEMBER
*Has a lot of ideas
* Difficult to fathom
* Thinks forward
* Unique and brilliant
* Extraordinary ideas
* Sharp thinking
* Fine and strong clairvoyance
* Can become good doctors
* Careful and cautious
* Dynamic in personality
* Secretive
* Inquisitive
* Knows how to dig secrets
* Always thinking
* Less talkative but amiable
* Brave and generous
* Patient
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* If there is a will, there is a way
* Determined
* Never give up
* Hardly become angry unless provoked
* Loves to be alone
* Thinks differently from others
* Sharp-minded
* Motivates oneself
* Does not appreciates praises
* High-spirited
* Well-built and tough
* Deep love
DECEMBER
* Loyal and generous
* Patriotic
* Active in games and interactions
* Impatient and hasty
* Ambitious
* Influential in organizations
* Fun to be with
* Loves to socialize
* Loves praises
* Loves attention
* Loves to be loved
* Honest and trustworthy
* Not pretending
* Short tempered
* Changing personality
* Not egoistic
* Takes high pride in oneself
* Hates restrictions
* Loves to joke
* Good sense of humor
* Logical
Monday, January 31, 2005
JOKE: Mother in Laws
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there his mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker said, "You can have her body shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when she can be buried in the Holy Land for only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
Tipe rambut anda
Yang mana satu rambut anda sebenarnya .............
1) RAMBUT LURUS - bijak, seorang yang happy, bergaya,
cemburu,dan pandai dalam menguruskan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan
2) RAMBUT KERINTING TEBAL- kurang bijak, degil, cemburu kuat,
romantic, banyak pergaulan dan susah dalam menyelesaikan
masalah diri, tidak suka termenung
3) RAMBUT KERENTING NEGRO- bijak, ego, cemburu buta, romantic,
memilih dan mudah mengamuk bila susah hendak selesaikan
masalah
4) RAMBUT IKAL MAYANG- bijak, berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu,
berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, dan mudah memaaf kan seseorang
dengan kesilapan lalu.
5) RAMBUT HALUS/LEMBUT- bijak sangat, memilih, pemaaf, manja,
tegas dan cepat melakukan perkerjaan dengan bersungguh-sungguh.
6) RAMBUT SIKIT- bijak, sentiasa ber! fikiran negatif pada seseorang,
ego,dan pandai membuka perniagaan walaupun kecil.
7) RAMBUT PERANG- kurang bijak, berfikiran terbuka, pemaaf,
sosial dan bijak lari daripada masalah.
8) RAMBUT TEBAL- bijak, degil, cemburu, romantic, kasar,
banyak kawan, dan pandai mengambil hati seseorang.
9) RAMBUT KUSUT- sangat bijak, berfikiran terbuka, banyak
pergaulan, garang, susah nak memaafkan seseorang, dan pandai dalam
mengurusan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan.
10) RAMBUT BERUBAN- kurang bijak, suka termenung, sosial sikit,
berfikiran terbuka dan pandai selesai kan masalah diri
11) TIADA RAMBUT- macam mana nak kate ye....kesian
12) RAMBUT WARNA KEMERAH-MERAHAN ATAU KEHIJAU HIJAUAN
rambutan
1) RAMBUT LURUS - bijak, seorang yang happy, bergaya,
cemburu,dan pandai dalam menguruskan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan
2) RAMBUT KERINTING TEBAL- kurang bijak, degil, cemburu kuat,
romantic, banyak pergaulan dan susah dalam menyelesaikan
masalah diri, tidak suka termenung
3) RAMBUT KERENTING NEGRO- bijak, ego, cemburu buta, romantic,
memilih dan mudah mengamuk bila susah hendak selesaikan
masalah
4) RAMBUT IKAL MAYANG- bijak, berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu,
berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, dan mudah memaaf kan seseorang
dengan kesilapan lalu.
5) RAMBUT HALUS/LEMBUT- bijak sangat, memilih, pemaaf, manja,
tegas dan cepat melakukan perkerjaan dengan bersungguh-sungguh.
6) RAMBUT SIKIT- bijak, sentiasa ber! fikiran negatif pada seseorang,
ego,dan pandai membuka perniagaan walaupun kecil.
7) RAMBUT PERANG- kurang bijak, berfikiran terbuka, pemaaf,
sosial dan bijak lari daripada masalah.
8) RAMBUT TEBAL- bijak, degil, cemburu, romantic, kasar,
banyak kawan, dan pandai mengambil hati seseorang.
9) RAMBUT KUSUT- sangat bijak, berfikiran terbuka, banyak
pergaulan, garang, susah nak memaafkan seseorang, dan pandai dalam
mengurusan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan.
10) RAMBUT BERUBAN- kurang bijak, suka termenung, sosial sikit,
berfikiran terbuka dan pandai selesai kan masalah diri
11) TIADA RAMBUT- macam mana nak kate ye....kesian
12) RAMBUT WARNA KEMERAH-MERAHAN ATAU KEHIJAU HIJAUAN
rambutan
Sunday, January 30, 2005
TIPS: Hidup Sehat Ala Binatang
Reporter: Puteri Fatia
Detikhot - Jakarta, Beberapa binatang punya gaya hidup yang boleh ditiru. Kalo bikin kamu sehat nggak ada salahnya kan belajar dari unta, sapi, bahkan si anak anjin yang lucu.
1. Unta: Minumlah seperti Unta! Terus minum sepanjang hari. Jangan tunggu sampai haus. Bawa selalu botol minum. Usahaka botol minum selalu penuh agar kamu nggak dehidrasi dan kulit tetap sehat.
2. Sapi: Makan sedikit tapi sering. Usahakan makan besar 3 kali sehari. Disela-sela itu nggak salah kalau kamu ngemil 3-5 kali sehari. Tapi usahakan pilih makanan yang sehat. Buah adalah pilihan yang sangat baik.
3. Anak Anjing: Tidur Seperti anak anjing! Jika tidur kurang dari 8 jam, kejar di waktu lainnya. Akhir pekan mungkin waktu kejar ketinggalan waktu tidur kamu. Tidur 20 menit disela-sela berbagai kegiatan sangat baik untuk menambah energi kamu. (fta)
Detikhot - Jakarta, Beberapa binatang punya gaya hidup yang boleh ditiru. Kalo bikin kamu sehat nggak ada salahnya kan belajar dari unta, sapi, bahkan si anak anjin yang lucu.
1. Unta: Minumlah seperti Unta! Terus minum sepanjang hari. Jangan tunggu sampai haus. Bawa selalu botol minum. Usahaka botol minum selalu penuh agar kamu nggak dehidrasi dan kulit tetap sehat.
2. Sapi: Makan sedikit tapi sering. Usahakan makan besar 3 kali sehari. Disela-sela itu nggak salah kalau kamu ngemil 3-5 kali sehari. Tapi usahakan pilih makanan yang sehat. Buah adalah pilihan yang sangat baik.
3. Anak Anjing: Tidur Seperti anak anjing! Jika tidur kurang dari 8 jam, kejar di waktu lainnya. Akhir pekan mungkin waktu kejar ketinggalan waktu tidur kamu. Tidur 20 menit disela-sela berbagai kegiatan sangat baik untuk menambah energi kamu. (fta)
JOKE: Tukang ojek setan
Belum habis cerita tentang si Kolor Ijo sekarang sudah ada berita tentang Ojek setan.
Maka dari itu bagi temen2 yg suka naik ojek berhati-hatilah terutama wanita (wanita lagi-wanita lagi yg kena sasaran).
Pengalaman ini terjadi pada seorang ibu yang baru pulang malam hari (kira2 jam 8 malem) dari rumah sodaranya di daerah Tanah Kusir.
Ibu ini menunggu angkot di jalan raya tanah kusir. Karena angkot penuh terus, ibu ini memutuskan untuk naek ojek. Tiba2 tukang ojek udah ada di depan ibu, karena udah malem dan mau hujan, naeklah ibu ini minta di antarkan kerumahnya.
Di tengah perjalanan, ibu ini merasa merinding tubuhnya mungkin karena dingin.
Setelah di depan rumahnya, ibu ini mengeluarkan uang 100 ribuan, tapi tiba2 tukang ojek ini langsung mengambil uang tersebut dan kabur ...secepat kilat ibu tersebut berteriak ... :
"...........TUKANG OJEK SETAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN"
Four "Fear Factors" of Changing Jobs
Feeling trapped by your career choices? Stuck in a line of work you hate? Whether it's a general feeling of dullness or a clear revelation that you're a marketing exec in a computer programmer's body, changing careers can be scary - so scary that many opt to continue doing work they don't enjoy or find satisfying.
Here are the top four fears that keep people from seeking a more rewarding career along with strategies to minimize risk and make a successful transition:
Fear Factor #1 - "I Don't Have Experience in My Desired Field"
Just because a line of work is different from what you're doing now, doesn't mean you aren't - or couldn't soon be - qualified to do the job. Oftentimes, people find they can build on core functional skills they already have.
Talk to at least three people who are doing the job you envision. Find out what skills, training and experience are needed and assess your own career and life experience to see where you match these requirements and where there are gaps. Then, put together a plan to close the gaps. The plan may involve an internship, taking classes, or volunteering to do related tasks for your present employer or a non-profit organization.
Remember, it's not uncommon for high-level executives to have rotated through a variety of disciplines in an organization. The key is to show how your assets and transferable skills would make you successful in the new position.
Fear Factor #2 - "I Can't Afford a Pay Cut"
Many people are reluctant to change careers because of financial responsibilities. There are a number of ways to manage this. First, don't feel you have to take the plunge all at once. You could put together a three- to five-year strategy that would gradually move you into a new profession. The strategy may include a financial plan to cut expenses, put money aside or find alternate funding, so that when you begin your new career, you can ride out a lean year or two.
Or, you could start a parallel career, where you keep your full-time job while working weekends or one night a week in your desired profession. (Those who have done this advise against discussing this with your primary employer.) By keeping your main job, you'll have a steady income while you build your credentials and gain experience to work full-time in your desired career.
Fear Factor #3 - "I'm Too Old to Change Careers Now"
Researchers and anthropologists strongly disagree with this notion - as does author Gail Sheehy, who has written extensively on the subject. In Passages, named by the Library of Congress as one of the ten most influential books ever written, Sheehy shows through case studies how those in mid-life and beyond have profoundly changed their lives and careers. According to Sheehy, instead of declining, men and women who embrace a "Second Adulthood" (ages 45-75) and even a "Third Adulthood" (75 and beyond) are progressing into lives of deeper meaning and renewed creativity. Her research shows it isn't uncommon for people to have three to five different careers in a lifetime.
Fear Factor #4 - "I'm Struggling to Get Through the Day. Where Would I Find the Energy?"
Begin with a vision; having a sense of purpose is a great source of strength. Then build a plan and surround yourself with people who support your goals. Don't let anxiety or other negative emotions control your thinking and drain your energy. Nurture your mental and physical health and take time each week to assess your progress toward your goal.
And remember to keep your expectations realistic; change doesn't happen overnight. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger used a long-range plan of volunteer work, community service and self-study to go from movie action hero to governor at age 56.
Face the Fear and Do it Anyway
If that's not enough to convince you to take your first step toward a career change, consider this: A study by Duke University found that people who enjoyed their work live longer. That's right. The top predictor of longevity - even more important than diet, exercise or good genes - is work satisfaction. So don't let fear be a factor. Start planning a longer, more satisfying future today!
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
JOKE: Pelayan Toko Bangunan
Di sebuah toko bahan bangunan :
Pembeli : Tolong dong pakunya 1 Kg.
Pelayan : Dibungkus ya...?
Pembeli : enggak, makan di sini aja (dengan muka kesal)
Pelayan: $*%$
JOKE: Tukang Daging dan Ibu-ibu Sakit Gigi
Suatu pagi lewatlah seorang penjual daging."Dageeeng! Dageeeeennngg!!!" teriaknya.
Seorang ibu rumah tangga yang sedang sakit gigi sewot banget mendengar teriakan si tukang daging.
Ibu: "Hei tukang daging! Lu kagak punya otak ya....!!!???"
Tukang daging : "Wah kebetulan gak punya, Bu. Hari ini daging semua..."
JOKE: Absen Kelas
Di kelas 1 sebuah Sekolah Dasar sedang ada absen kelas...
Guru: "Nana Yuliani!"
Nana: "Saya, Bu!"
Guru: "David Hutagalung!"
David: "Saya, Bu!"
Guru: "Tono Surtono M!"
Tono: "Saya, Bu!"
Guru: "Tono, tolong sini sebentar..."
Tono: "Kenapa, Bu Guru?"
Guru: "Ibu agak nggak suka sama nama kamu. Kalo udah Tono, jangan pake
Surtono lagi. Jadinya aneh. Bilangin itu ke bapak kamu, ya!?"
Tono: "Iya, Bu!"
Guru: "Ngomong-ngomong, M-nya itu singkatan dari apa?"
Tono: "Martono, Bu!"
JOKE: Bunuh Diri dengan Sehat
Seorang nenek terlihat mau bunuh diri di Atas jembatan sambil membawa sabun.
Polisi: "Nenek mau bunuh diri ya?"
Nenek: "Memang nggak bisa liat apa?"
Polisi: "Tapi kok! bawa sabun segala, Nek?"
Nenek: "Cara sehat untuk mati!"
Polisi: ???????
JOKE: 225 M!
Dua orang murid sedang berjalan-jalan di sebuah museum. Lalu mereka melihat sebuah mumi. Di bawahnya bertuliskan 225 M.
Murid 1 : "225 M itu maksudnya apa ya?
Murid 2 : "Mungkin itu nomor mobil yang menabraknya dulu."
Murid 1 : "225 M itu maksudnya apa ya?
Murid 2 : "Mungkin itu nomor mobil yang menabraknya dulu."
JOKE: Arogansi Amerika!
Cuplikan percakapan radio antara kapal perang Amerika dan otoritas Rusia.
Rusia: "Harap belokkan kapal Anda 15 derajat ke Selatan untuk menghindari tabrakan.
Amerika: "Lebih baik Anda yang membelok!"
Rusia: "Anda yang harus membelok untuk menghindari tabrakan!"
Amerika: "Saya kapten US Navy. Saya bilang belokkan kapal Anda!!!!"
Rusia: "Tidak. Saya katakan sekali lagi, belokkan kapal Anda!!!"
Amerika: "Ini adalah Aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, kapal kedua terbesar dari Armada Atlantik Amerika Serikat Kami dilengkapi tiga destroyer, tiga cruiser dan sejumlah kapal pendukung. Saya MINTA Anda belok 15 derajat ke Utara. Sekali lagi saya ulangi 15 derajat ke Utara, atau sebuah tindakan akan dilakukan untuk mengamankan kapal Anda!"
Rusia: "Amerika goblok!!!!! Ini mercusuar!!!
Rusia: "Harap belokkan kapal Anda 15 derajat ke Selatan untuk menghindari tabrakan.
Amerika: "Lebih baik Anda yang membelok!"
Rusia: "Anda yang harus membelok untuk menghindari tabrakan!"
Amerika: "Saya kapten US Navy. Saya bilang belokkan kapal Anda!!!!"
Rusia: "Tidak. Saya katakan sekali lagi, belokkan kapal Anda!!!"
Amerika: "Ini adalah Aircraft Carrier US Lincoln, kapal kedua terbesar dari Armada Atlantik Amerika Serikat Kami dilengkapi tiga destroyer, tiga cruiser dan sejumlah kapal pendukung. Saya MINTA Anda belok 15 derajat ke Utara. Sekali lagi saya ulangi 15 derajat ke Utara, atau sebuah tindakan akan dilakukan untuk mengamankan kapal Anda!"
Rusia: "Amerika goblok!!!!! Ini mercusuar!!!
JOKE: Smary Saklitinov
Seorang guru baru tengah mengabsen murid-muridnya. Sang guru tertarik dengan sebuah nama, dan dengan penasaran si guru lalu memanggil muridnya.
Guru: "Smary Saklitinov, coba kemari!"
Murid: "Ya bu, saya."
Guru: "Sini kamu nak, kamu keturunan Yugoslavia yach?"
Murid: "Nggak bu!"
Guru: "Lalu kenapa nama kamu Smary Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Oo...itu, Smary itu singkatan dari nama bapak saya (S)urtono dan ibu saya (Mary)anti.
Guru: "Mmmm...lalu Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Sabtu Kliwon Tiga November."
Guru: "Smary Saklitinov, coba kemari!"
Murid: "Ya bu, saya."
Guru: "Sini kamu nak, kamu keturunan Yugoslavia yach?"
Murid: "Nggak bu!"
Guru: "Lalu kenapa nama kamu Smary Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Oo...itu, Smary itu singkatan dari nama bapak saya (S)urtono dan ibu saya (Mary)anti.
Guru: "Mmmm...lalu Saklitinov?"
Murid: "Sabtu Kliwon Tiga November."
BIARKAN CINTA YANG MEMILIH
Banyak hal dihadapan kita,
kadang kita sulit untuk memahaminya,
kita memang lagi diuji tentang cinta & kesetiaan,
tapi ketahuilah BIARKAN CINTA YANG MEMILIH,
karena pasti tau siapaaku.
kadang kita sulit untuk memahaminya,
kita memang lagi diuji tentang cinta & kesetiaan,
tapi ketahuilah BIARKAN CINTA YANG MEMILIH,
karena pasti tau siapaaku.
have a true joy @ Christmas
A wonderful life is ours when we know the CHRIST of CHRISTMAS,
have a true joy @ Christmas & may GOD bless us abundantly in 2005.
have a true joy @ Christmas & may GOD bless us abundantly in 2005.
DEFINITIONS AND MEANINGS
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing throught"the minds of either".
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway, "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest..except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Selamat bertambah usia, ya !
Banyak hal tak kupahami,
Dalam masa menjelang,
Namun satu hal bagiku pasti,
Tanganku ku tau Tuhan yang pegang.
God Bless You.
Selamat bertambah usia, ya !
Sukses selalu.
Tuty Tobing & Family
Dalam masa menjelang,
Namun satu hal bagiku pasti,
Tanganku ku tau Tuhan yang pegang.
God Bless You.
Selamat bertambah usia, ya !
Sukses selalu.
Tuty Tobing & Family
Wish U a blessed 2005 !
How has 2004 been 4 U ?
Whatever it may be, remember that new year always brings new beginning & new hope !
Wish U a blessed 2005 !
Ajeng, end of 2004
Whatever it may be, remember that new year always brings new beginning & new hope !
Wish U a blessed 2005 !
Ajeng, end of 2004
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)